Despite your vigilance, despite your twice-daily visits to pick them in the garden, it happens every summer: the attack of the killer zombie zucchinis.

Any living thing that can increase its presence exponentially in a mere matter of hours can't be quite of this world, can it? You've tried everything to keep the population in check. Ratatouille. Caponata. Pickling it, grilling it, roasting it, turning it into bread, cake, frittata, appetizers, pie, muffins, disguising it with chocolate, even making pancakes with it. Obviously, we haven't enough meal occasions to cope with it all, so I'm here to add another weapon to your arsenal in the zucchini apocalypse wars.

Our team tasked me with a blog for "something zucchini." The idea of something tender, with a little bit of interest from some lemon zest and dried cherries, and maybe a bit of crunch popped into my head. Your new tool for keeping the zucchini zombies from taking over? Cherry-Zucchini Scones.

It wouldn't be me writing if I didn't talk a little food science first. When baking with fruits and vegetables, they'll often take the place of some of the liquid in the recipe. Pumpkin and applesauce work that way. Zucchini is a little trickier, because while it contains a lot of water, that water stays inside the vegetable's flesh until something draws it out. That something can be sugar, or salt, or heat.

Sometimes you'll see recipes that call for the zucchini to be drained or squeezed out. That's the recipe writer trying to level the playing field, because the amount of liquid in each particular squash can vary considerably, depending on its size, how much rain the garden has had, etc. When I had the idea for these scones, I was planning on getting about half the recipe's liquid from the zucchini. What could be simpler? Cut butter into dry ingredients, add zucchini and wet, stir, Bob's your uncle. But when I began testing, I got taken for a ride. Zombie vegetables can be pretty fickle.

It all started innocently enough:

dryinbowl2 1/2 cups King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour

1/2 cup sugar

1 teaspoon salt

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

buttercutinnobaconWhisked together, and 1/2 cup cold butter cut in.

zuchhzestNext some lemon zest, a cup of grated zucchini, and 3/4 cup dried cherries, chopped up just a bit so they distribute more evenly.

drypluszucchMix together 1/4 cup milk, an egg, and a teaspoon of vanilla, add, stir all together.

addwetThe first time I did this, it seemed after a few stirs that there was no way I had enough wet stuff. There was a lump of dough in the middle of the bowl, surrounded by what looked like the Sahara dessert. allroundmixshotSo I added more milk (like, 1/2 cup more) to make the dough come together, and that's when the zombie factor kicked in. The longer the dough was mixed, the wetter it got. The sugar was drawing the moisture out of the zucchini, and what at first looked like a dough that could be patted into place and cut started slumping and spreading in all directions in front of my eyes, like bad time-lapse photography.

gettingwetterbytheminute
After just a few minutes on the baking sheet, the dough is getting wetter by the minute. I could cut through it, but the scones were too soggy to separate before baking, and came out as one, large puffy disk.

I baked it anyway, and liked the flavors very much, but knew this wasn't going to be the walk in the park I thought it was going to be.

bakedtoowet
I had to cut the scones again after baking to separate them; they're pretty wet and gummy in the center.

Never underestimate the zombie vegetable.

Being a stubborn sort, it took me about four rounds before I realized I had to accept the fact that in order to get the result I wanted I was going to have to work with the zucchini, and (sigh) be patient. I backed off on the liquid, from what was initially 3/4 cup back down to 1/4 cup, started over, and ended up here:

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I know this looks too dry, but keep folding the dough over using a bowl scraper. The more you do this, mixing the dry bits in, the more liquid the zucchini gives up.

It's a leap of faith, but if you keep scooping the dry mixture into the dough and folding it over on itself, in short order you get to this:

mixed and cutDough that's ready for scooping or shaping. Since this recipe likes to expand when it bakes, I decided to confine my zombie mixture in a small scone pan.inminisconepanAfter a shower of sparkling sugar and some quality time in the oven, the battle was won, and a tasty new zucchini-based treat was here.

finished small sconesI confess to having trouble with eating just one of these. They're very yummy, and have been disappearing with alacrity every time I put them in the employee kitchen.

The moral of our story? Put some dried cherries and lemons on your next shopping list, and be ready for the squash invasion on the horizon (if it hasn't already started). You may not entirely win the zucchini war with this recipe, but you're sure going to enjoy trying.

Don't forget, you can mix and cut the scones, then freeze them for later. (Bake them right out of the freezer; they'll need another 5 minutes or so in the oven, but that's it.) There may come a time this winter when you're actually feeling wistful for some zucchini as a reminder of sunny summer days.

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About Susan Reid

Chef Susan Reid grew up in New Jersey, graduated from Bates College and the Culinary Institute of America, and is presently the Food Editor of Sift magazine. She does demos, appearances, and answers food (and baking) questions from all quarters.